BOOK TOUR: Golden Gremlin: A Vigorous Push from Misanthropes and Geezers by Rod A. Walters

Book Details:

Book Title:  Golden Gremlin: A Vigorous Push from Misanthropes and Geezers
Author: Rod A. Walters
Category:  Adult Non-Fiction, 228 pages
Genre:  Humor
Publisher:  Omega Man Press
Release date:  November 2016
Format available for review:  print and ebook (mobi & PDF)
Willing to send print books: internationally
Tour dates: Feb 12 to 23, 2018
Content Rating: PG-13 + M (Mild and indirect innuendo to both sex genitalia, a short essay about the fictional “AssBook,” an essay on current health-care talk, a teaser “is his cord long enough?” to get readers to choose a short piece on electric cars next, etc.)

Book Description:

Written to make Dave Barry, Lily Tomlin, and Ben Stein laugh, Golden Gremlin: A Vigorous Push from Misanthropes and Geezers delivers the experience of a balanced life, and the wisdom to like most of it, and then laugh at the rest of it. What the heck, Barry lives in Miami, habitat of geezers, and Ben Stein is one. The world really needs that push, vigorous or gentle, from misanthropes & geezers, the world’s most valuable golden gremlins. Misanthropes pretend to not like or need other people, but in reality they merely prefer their own company much of the time. Geezers, aside from that silly name, also like their own company quite well. Both share the virtue of seeing the world calmly. You get pointy bite-sized life pointers from these experienced gremlins, told in easy bite-size chunks. Laughter included in the price! Two out of three wouldn’t be bad either. Life is good! So laugh a little at yourself on the way through these pointy essays, and that will buy your laughing at the world’s simpler parts, guilt free.

Golden Gremlin comprises about 70 short essays bundled into six topic areas:

NATURE: boys, ugly drivers, and coffee cups in the ‘fridge.
WORDS: the real meaning of Caucasian and Genre.
BUSINESS: deafness at the economics conference, and getting on AssBook.
KITCHENS: sushi chefs, and truth about manna.
HISTORY: when Hell froze, and Attila the Honey.

Golden boy gets to be GOLDEN GREMLIN: experience overcomes certainty.
What things could possibly be more important!

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Rod A. Walters

Meet the Author:

Rod Walters lives and writes in upstate New York to prove he can be an all-season writer. Since he wants everybody to be all-season persons no matter her or his circumstance, his writing aims sharply toward the practical—without turning into one of those godawful do it ma’ way authors. Life, after all, is practical hour by hour. Self-described as “old enough to know better, and he probably is,” his former life as Army officer, engineer, and administrative assistant could not have better prepared him to write both light and more serious short pieces pointing to creating a balanced life. Chuckling at yourself usually makes a good takeoff, he says. Giving up having to be certain makes for a good landing, especially for one’s friends! Then again, who the heck wants to live a balanced life? Mostly everybody does. That’s why he now writes. Although many friends nudge and badger him to be a Facebook and Twitter butterfly, he tries not to spend many numbing hours a day with circular keyboard tapping. Writing works better.

Connect with the Author: Website 

REVIEW:

mis·an·thrope

ˈmis(ə)nˌTHrōp,ˈmiz(ə)nˌTHrōp/
noun
a person who dislikes humankind and avoids human society.

If you are looking for a good encyclopedia / self-help / dictionary / literature guide all rolled up in one small volume, you’ve found it.  Not to mention a healthy dose of sarcasm and just plain silliness – Golden Gremlin: A Vigorous Push from Misanthropes and Geezers – is as unique as its author.

Have you lost something? (i.e. husbands ALWAYS losing their car keys).  There are only 16 logical places where any object can be found (you can find the list in the book) (which adds valuable years to your life) (after the cussing).  One of my pet peeves is the overused word “absolutely”.  Want to break the habit?  Pages 94 and 95.  You’ll learn the appropriate word substitutions.  The essay on “The Buffet Rule” draws our attention to the extreme sport of walking through a restaurant buffet.  There’s gotta be a better way to improve crowd control.  Yes, he even takes issues with electric cars and I have to agree with him.  Sure they’re good for the environment and cheap to run but how often have you been waiting for a lift and you suddenly turn around to find the car sitting behind you for 10 minutes?  Where’s that lovely engine noise to kickstart your heart?

Liver.  Yep,  liver.  Remember how traumatized you were as a kid when you had a piece of shoe leather liver placed before you with the words “you won’t leave this table until you eat it all?”  Mr. Geezer has included the perfect liver and onion recipe to encourage you to revisit your past.
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If you have a weird sense of humour and love history, politics and vacuums, you’ll pretty much tear through this book.  Written in short essays that are just the right length for bathroom reading, this book will give Uncle John’s Bathroom reader a run for its money.
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BOOK SPOTLIGHT TOUR: The Invitation: To Journey Through a Conscious Mind by Tyfany Janee

Book Details:

Book Title:  The Invitation: To Journey Through a Conscious Mind
Category:   Adult Fiction; 40 pages
Genre:  Poetry
Publisher:  Tyfany Williams
Release date:  March 31,2017
Tour dates:  Aug 21 to Sept 1, 2017
Content Rating:  PG-13 + M (for mature content of love and relationships etc. 1-2 word usage of bad language. No sex scenes or erotica language.)

Book Description:

The Invitation: To Journey Through a Conscious Mind, is a showcase in talent from author and poet Tyfany Janee. She’s eloquently produced the anthology through plaintive artistic angst. Injecting the essence of her soul into her prose. The diverse collection of poetry which lies between the covers is the result of an entire life’s work experimenting within her vocation.

Her work is comprised of truth, meaning, hope, possibility and a succinct hint of humor as she tears away the facade from humanity. The works shed light on relative issues that we’re all faced with in our easily waywardly led astray lives, and the monotony that makes up our existence.

The Invitation: To Journey Through a Conscious Mind is an ode to the beat generation of poets that carved their names in literary history. Any creative mind will revel in the inspiration that lies between these pages; it’s full of daring attitude, and celebration for the authentic. A unique look on love, that you have to dare to delve within. It harnesses true devotion, with a stark, hair raising element of modern reality.

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Tyfany Janee

Meet the Author:

Tyfany Janee is a mother and an upcoming graduate with a BS in Business Administration in a concentration of Entrepreneurship, and a minor in Marketing. She is a prolific writer, author and poet and she has an upcoming plan of releasing a short story collection in 2018 that she titles; The Road Sometimes Traveled; and a poetry collection book titled “RSVP: To Be You Unapologetically.”

Additionally, a release of a debut novel, the first of a series in 2019 she titles; To Love Him..I.

Her recent book is comprised of truth, meaning, hope, possibility and a much-needed element of humor when it comes to exposing the true nature of humankind. Tyfany devours inspiration wherever she can get it, from cult classics, to just about anything she can see.

Connect with the author: Website ~ Twitter ~ facebook ~ Instagram ~ Pinterest

BOOK SPOTLIGHT TOUR SCHEDULE:

Aug 21 – Working Mommy Journal – book spotlight / giveaway
Aug 21 – Library of Clean Reads – book spotlight / giveaway
Aug 22 – #redhead.with.book – book spotlight / giveaway
Aug 22 – Literary Flits – book spotlight / giveaway
Aug 23 – Spines in a Line – book spotlight / guest post / giveaway
Aug 23 – Cheryl’s Book Nook – book spotlight / giveaway
Aug 24 – Adventures Thru Wonderland – book spotlight / author interview / giveaway
Aug 24 – Bound 2 Escape – book spotlight / giveaway
Aug 25 – Travelling Through Words – book spotlight / guest post / giveaway
Aug 25 – The Autistic Gamer – book spotlight
Aug 28 – Books for Books – book spotlight
Aug 28 – Rainy Day Reviews – book spotlight / author interview / giveaway
Aug 29 – T’s Stuff – book spotlight / guest post / giveaway
Aug 30 – 411 on Books, Authors and Publishing News – book spotlight / guest post /giveaway
Aug 31 – Reading Authors – book spotlight / giveaway
Aug 31 – Words And Peace – book spotlight / giveaway
Sept 1 –  Adventurous Jessy – book spotlight / author interview / giveaway

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